Hey, UN: Hands Off My Bacon!

They can take our lives, but they’ll never take our bacon under the claim it’s as hazardous to our health as cigarettes! (H/T to Moonbattery).

This war on our favorite food must be crushed. What’s cooked in the privacy of our kitchens and in our frying pans is none of their friggin’ business. I have a right to choose to consume as much bacon as I want. If I want to turn a baked potato into an entree (to quote Jim Gaffigan) with bacon bits, then damnit, I’m going to do it. If I want to wrap bacon around asparagus and use the bacon grease to cook my eggs, it’s my body, my choice.

In fact, I’m eating a pound of bacon tonight, just to spite them. Food freedom fighters of the world unite against pork-hating tyrants!

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One Response to Hey, UN: Hands Off My Bacon!

  1. Brian says:

    Funnily enough I was eating my fry when this appeared on the news. Also, for some reason, I didn’t hesitate to devour my rashers and sausages.

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