The Daily Mail ran a story about a girl in my home state of Washington shooting a cougar near their home after it was stalking her brother. The deck (second headline in a newspaper story) reads “How girl ELEVEN grabbed gun and shot dead cougar that was stalking her brother, 13.”
Not exactly a political story, but I couldn’t help but chuckle at the deck. If The Onion wanted to run a satire on this they wouldn’t even have to change the headline.
Also, just as an afterthought, how many guys do you think will be dumb enough to break this girl’s heart when she gets old enough to date? My guess is her father will have the picture of her with the dead cougar framed and on display in the foyer whenever a boy pays a visit, along with the dead carcass mounted above the fireplace.
He’ll get the message.